He says (AF)

He's a small man who says that next week, inshallah, he'll buy a big four wheel drive and leave this one small car. Because he's not a small one car driver.

He says (AF)

He says that I should offer them the flowers of my laugh (love?)

He says (AF)

He says that "Please, come" is an expression, used to make people feel guilty and understand they have not done a good job.

They say (AF)

They say that if you have a cold, you should sleep in the sun and eat spaghettis.

He says (AF)

He says that in Kabul, after people had had their hands cut off in public in the stadium, the Talibs would hang their limbs to the traffic light next to my house.

He says (AF)

He says that on the top of the mountain next to Jelalabad, there's a house with all the plant species of the world in it.
He says he built this house himself with his brother and that cost him three million.
He says next time, he'll take me there.